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Use audio files. (mp3 preferably) On the team-page, you can add up to 6 swearings. If you have more, it's OK to show them, but have the 6 entries that you compete with on top. The time limit for one swearing entry is one minute. To enter a team, write a link to the wiki-page below here. If you don't have a team, you can either start one on your own or ask other teams if they want you as a team-member. You can compete with a single-person team, if you want. The elected member from each team will upload the soundfiles. You might be asked to pick another team member to upload the file if we don't trust someone. Every team should have a theme. It can be "irish swearing", "swearing against cats" or "French hairdressers swearing". All soundfiles must be your own voices or recordings. Don't hit your father and record it, but if you do, please upload it here! A team can have a maximum of five members! The Council Elfpack Contests Contest Suggestions The Wiki-Index The Help-Index Damn Swearing Contest Area2005-08-01 [FireGypsy]: this is the kewlest contest yet!!!
2005-08-01 [Dwemer]: So bloody fuckin participate damned christ! :P
2005-08-01 [Amalaswinta]: ehm, the swearing would be in the soundfiles, not in the comment box hehehe =P
2005-08-01 [FireGypsy]: maybe i mothafukin will! oops, soundfiles, right!
2005-08-01 [Amalaswinta]: xD
2005-08-01 [Dwemer]: *muted* ^_-
2005-08-01 [FireGypsy]: lol! so we just make a recording of us swearing for a constant minute?
2005-08-01 [Amalaswinta]: that's the idea, yush... and now you've been promoted, you could even ask hedda if you can join the crew team he started =P
2005-08-01 [FireGypsy]: *nods* This is going to be sweet!
2005-08-02 [Sexual;Spasm___x]: kool
2005-08-02 [DenDen]: ahahahaha this is effin awesome!
2005-08-03 [gothicangel]: dame this elfpack is very kool
2005-08-04 [Galain]: I'm a one-man team at Now *That's* English! . No sound files yet, I've just gotta find a microphone or something!
2005-08-04 [Amalaswinta]: I've removed the password from this page, you can add it yourself now :)
2005-08-04 [MyLovely BrokenHeart]: what if we don't have audio?
2005-08-04 [Dwemer]: Then you can't participate.
2005-08-04 [RainCloud]: u could make a team with someone who has audio and ask them to record something for u
2005-08-04 [Amalaswinta]: ehm... if you have a computer, basically, you have audio... all you need is a (cheap) microphone to record it ;-)
2005-08-04 [dogcrap]: i would love to be in the fuk*n team for swearin thanks f*ckin help !
2005-08-04 [Dr Optimist]: hehehe all i have to do is light my freind mark on fire and he'll win it for me i just gotta racord him while he dancea around screaming hehe
2005-08-05 [strawbz]: hi ppl
2005-08-05 [strawbz]: is any1 talkin
2005-08-05 [blondz do it betta]: i dont get this mother fucking crap it sit wot da fuck u ave 2 fuckin do can i just say kiss me or wot ever is a fuckin bf stealin hoe n shes fake bitch
2005-08-05 [The Darkest Star.]: *blinks*
2005-08-05 [Yiwerra]: hey, i suppose this has been asked before... - should new entries go under a new team?
2005-08-05 [Amalaswinta]: that's the idea, yes :)
2005-08-06 [Yiwerra]: cool! so i can just make one :D i wonder why noone joined yet O_o
2005-08-06 [Amalaswinta]: maybe it's the same thing as with the Anthem contest: everyone talks about submitting, but no one actually does ;-)
2005-08-06 [Yiwerra]: :P i am on my way though ;)
2005-08-06 [Amalaswinta]: excellent :D
2005-08-06 [FireGypsy]: im at my dads house and his computer has a microphone =D i just have to wait untill he leaves before i start swearing up and down like an idiot, lol i might worry him!
2005-08-06 [Dwemer]: ^_^
2005-08-06 [Amalaswinta]: xD
2005-08-08 [Valather]: any way we could type out our entries? cause most of us dont have access to a microphone....
2005-08-08 [Amalaswinta]: that's the whole point of having teams, there's most likely to be someone you know who does have a mic ;-)
2005-08-09 [Valather]: Oh ok..... I guess that rules me out cause i am the only person in my area with a computer and i dont have a microphone
2005-08-09 [Amalaswinta]: well, your teammates don't really need to be from the same area... you can try to form a team with your EP friends :)
2005-08-17 [shiorysm]: i think that you don't have many teams because this is boring, without being rud
2005-08-17 [Amalaswinta]: you took the words right out of our mouths, which is why there's another add at Mainstuff ;-)
2005-08-17 [skullhead]: can I swear in spanish?
2005-08-17 [Dwemer]: Of course you can :)
2005-08-17 [Amalaswinta]: by all means ;-)
2005-08-17 [Dwemer]: I would love to here some swearing in spanish! :D
2005-08-17 [Amalaswinta]: hehehe.. ehm.. a translation would be nice though ;-)
2005-08-17 [SimpleAnnie]: as my grandpa might say : YAll frickin frackin tuna spittin varmets!!
2005-08-17 [SimpleAnnie]: OOOOOOOOOOO i have an idear!!! NOBODY STEAL IT!!
2005-08-17 [;;;;;]: msn all the way rofl
2005-08-17 [Dwemer]: And you comment this here why ?
2005-08-17 [Lerune]: I totally need to enter this. I swear a LOT. ;o)
2005-08-17 [SimpleAnnie]: um.....idk i guess i got excited :D
2005-08-17 [how can you say u see a pretty face?!]: swearing in spanish dweemer...Tom'
2005-08-17 [how can you say u see a pretty face?!]: that means screw you whore..haha penis head
2005-08-18 [SimpleAnnie]: pen'a cabeza means penis head!?!? O WOW
2005-08-18 [skullhead]: actualy thats cabeza de pene o como le desimos en Puerto Rico "cabeza de bicho!"
2005-08-18 [Dwemer]: Don't make me start swearing in Dutch ;)
2005-08-18 [Amalaswinta]: *sigh* soundfiles people ;-)
2005-08-18 [Whim]: The way I see it, my team is at least in second place right now, so we're doing pretty good without the sound files.
2005-08-18 [Amalaswinta]: eh, without a soundfile you can't participate and thus won't be added to the poll in the end =P
2005-08-18 [Whim]: Damn. Oh well, I got plenty of time to get that together.
2005-08-18 [Amalaswinta]: ^o^
2005-08-18 [SimpleAnnie]: fick dich < fuck you in german :D:D
2005-08-19 [Lerune]: *feels so inferior since she can only effectively swear in English*
2005-08-19 [Whim]: Swearing is pretty universal. You can swear in English and most people of all nationalities will realize you're swearing.
2005-08-19 [Lerune]: I know, but it is so much cooler to swear in another language. ;o) I only swear worthy of bragging about when I am mad or irritated, so I'll have to have the mic ready to catch myself yelling at random around the house. ;o)
2005-12-05 [MalchiaX]: te gusta joder tu madre < You like to your mother : in spanish
2005-12-21 [jim hawking]: fuckin assmakinker!!!
2005-12-21 [smexi's]: you lil fucking cunt ass wanker bitch
2005-12-21 [Avrora_Black]: Mamka mu d'eeba, pichka ti maichina...(Bulgarian swearing YEY)
2006-01-17 [zoloftzantac]: so ... I'm 7 months late to join the contest and I'm still right on time ...
2006-02-14 [Hedda]: I think we're extending the deadline... The teams are pretty bad at getting their stuff together.
2006-02-14 [RainCloud]: imagine that!
2006-02-15 [smexi's]: sorry dunno why wanna try again?
2006-02-15 [zoloftzantac]: heh, we are still going actually, you can submit your entry at any time :)
2006-02-16 [~Donkey_ Kong_ Rocks~]: your nothing but a bitch ass mother fucker cunt ass ho bag dumbass dipshit
2006-02-16 [zoloftzantac]: eat penguin shit
2006-02-16 [Avrora_Black]: what about that.... I hope you get down with bird flu and in your last moments of your life I hope you'll see pink plush bears that sing Britney Spears to you!!!
2006-02-16 [skullhead]: http://www.rat
2006-02-16 [skullhead]: http://www.lau
2006-02-18 [.x. Harri .x.]: shit shit fuck cunt fuck fuck fuck fuck i have touretts
2006-04-18 [Dopped up cracker]: go fuck yourselvs u fking cunts..j/k
2006-09-18 [HimeYuki]: wtf?
2006-09-18 [kittykittykitty]: Yay! Er... 'Tva Sme NIE'?
2006-09-19 [skullhead]: ???
2006-09-19 [Avrora_Black]: it means "That's US" in bulgarian..I know it's not very good, but when we figure out how to show you the swears so you can hear them it will mean more :)
2006-09-19 [skullhead]: ok! I’m going to make one also, in Spanish.
2006-09-19 [Avrora_Black]: you mean we should change the name?
2006-10-01 [kittykittykitty]: Nah, don't change it :P I just wanted to know what it meant :)
2006-10-01 [Avrora_Black]: :) It's based on a song we have here, a BG rap and it's full of really weird swearing...so that's the idea...:P :D
2006-10-02 [kittykittykitty]: Weird swearing? You mean... odd phrases? Or just making it sound silly with your tone of voice or something? :3
2006-10-02 [Avrora_Black]: well it's like that:
"Hey you, cream" Or "You garlic".I mean ,they are simply normal words said in a strange and offensive intonation ;) Which means we can make swears out of a perfectly normal word if we put in it's intonation something mean :D
2006-10-04 [gods2armys]: who wants an ass shlushy ? well fuck yourself with a razor dildo :P
2006-10-06 [zoloftzantac]:
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fuck! shit! piss!
fuck! shit! piss!
fuck! shit! piss!
fuck! shit! PISS!!
http://www.sta
2006-10-07 [gods2armys]: Awww FUCK IT :P
2006-10-08 [kittykittykitty]: XD I had to watch it again XD It's such a pleasant video :3
2006-10-24 [Avrora_Black]: we have a submission but we don't have a sound yet, but the sound goes along with a picture so you can see it:)
I'll need help with the sound though...We're the Tva Sme NIE
2006-10-24 [gods2armys]: LOL omg i watched it again and im still in shock of it all *DIES LAUGHING*
2006-10-29 [Rowan]: www.ebaumsworl
this is good.
2006-10-29 [gods2armys]: i saw that befor it kicks asss :P
2007-01-20 [not quite creepy]: fuck it all fuck this world fuck everything that you stand for- SLIPKNOT
2007-02-23 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: Slipknot! woooooooooo! don't belong, don't exist, don't give a shit- DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!
2007-02-24 [kittykittykitty]: If you like to swear so much you should be entering the competition, not spamming the comments :P
2007-02-24 [RainCloud]: [kittykittykitty] has a point, guys. please?
2007-02-24 [kittykittykitty]: I think the idea of actually putting effort onto something scares people away :P
2007-02-24 [Avrora_Black]: By the way, our team, Tva Sme NIE needs to know how to upload the audio files:)
If someone can help us, e'd really appreciate it.
2007-02-24 [kittykittykitty]: I'm onto it ;) Hope the message I sent you helps!
2007-02-24 [RainCloud]: O.o
A submission? A real submission?!
2007-02-24 [zoloftzantac]: Okay, I uploaded my submission, maybe I should have joined another team though :S We will see if any other team completes an entry ...
2007-02-26 [Avrora_Black]: hey, thank you [kittykittykitty] :D
2007-02-26 [Avrora_Black]: There!!! my team has a submission- Tva Sme NIE :D
2007-03-01 [DRACE]: o.o o0o0o0o0o0o0 neat
2007-03-02 [Avrora_Black]: 
2007-03-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: sigh....i wish i had a soundcard...
2007-03-07 [DRACE]: but i still think you are all a bunch of fuckknucles 
2007-03-08 [zoloftzantac]: not me, actually I'm a motherfucker
2007-03-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: im a scak.
2007-06-04 [Simply J e s a c c a ♥]: Your Mother Is A SCAK.
2007-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: o rly?
2007-07-19 [zoloftzantac]: *hits on [Simply J e s a c c a ♥]'s mom*
2007-10-26 [Tomasu Korubii]: lol, if you guys on the gamers cussing gamers team need inspiration, look up Angry German Kid playing Counter Strike on Youtube, heres the page address:
http://www.you
Tell me if you think it's funny too, lol.
2007-10-31 [Avrora_Black]: aaah, I've seen that kid, at first I can't believe he's real but then I just start laugting...
I mean look at him, he's the ultimate swearer!!!
*I'll fuck your mother and your sister!!! And your father if I have to!!!* 
2007-11-04 [zoloftzantac]: just a normal German kid playing video games ...
2008-09-23 [Just Trust Me]: Why so static?
2008-09-23 [RainCloud]: what do u mean?
2008-09-23 [Just Trust Me]: I mean this contest seems to have been in stationary for around a year.
2008-09-23 [Hedda]: Becuase non of the teams are really working...
2008-09-23 [Just Trust Me]: Some working would probably help a bit then, eh?
2008-09-23 [RainCloud]: Most definately! If I'm not mistaken, there are for entries...by two teams.
2008-09-23 [Just Trust Me]: Well, there are three entries split through two teams, not great though having three others over a year old without anything. I think I definitely have to contribute some to take this out of total slumber... A swearing contest is just too great to leave in coma.
2008-09-30 [RainCloud]: <3
2008-09-30 [Just Trust Me]: ...so what would be too much or too little?
2008-10-02 [RainCloud]: cursing wise? go as far as you want. time wise? hell, do whatever
2008-10-02 [Just Trust Me]: No surprise there, with the condition of this thing... but being what I am I just want to record swearing, and have somewhere to show it...
2008-10-03 [RainCloud]: lol have fun!
2009-05-04 [=Φ.Φ=]: I want to join...;.;....
2009-05-04 [RainCloud]: ummm...you could tell someone else on your team what to say?
2009-05-05 [=Φ.Φ=]: :D Brilliant.
2011-01-28 [Fool on the hill]: MAN WE NEED SOME DOCTOR WHO UP IN THESE FUCKING WIKIS? HUH?YEAH, FUCK YEAH! DOCTOR WHO UP IN THIS!? YEAH, SHIT YEAH. SLIMY SHITY ASSHOLE!!! was that good? for a swearing thing?
2011-11-07 [Stephen]: What ever happened with this contest? o_O
2011-11-07 [Cerulean Sins]: I have a few ideas to get this up and running but I'll save that for the weekend cause am busy with course work until Saturday :)
2011-11-07 [Stephen]: Alright.
I'll redo the page, then leave you to figure out how this works and such. Once you get it down, I'll put it on Mainstuff. :)
2011-11-07 [Cerulean Sins]: Awesome :)
2012-03-11 [zoloftzantac]: or just declare [Hedda] and [zoloftzantac] the winners ;)
seriously tho, this was a cool contest idea, these days can't everyone easily record these on the phones?
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